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Season 1 - 6 Transcripts
crimelab-transcripts
Season 1 - 8 Transcripts
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Name: "It's time to think outside the box."
love_gsr
HODGES: "It's time to think outside the box."

episode: Lab Rats? (It's said in more than one episode!)
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"I was just thinking that I wouldn't be caught condomdead in those shorts."
BeckyCSI
DAVID: "I was just thinking that I wouldn't be caught dead in those shorts."

episode: 4x16 Getting Off
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"He was Steve Wynn before Steve Wynn"
Sakeaoi
GRISSOM: "He was Steve Wynn before Steve Wynn"

episode: 2x01 Burked

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"Car condom."
BeckyCSI
GRISSOM: "Car condom."

episode: bodies in motion
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"You Assholes"
Tapchick
GRISSOM: "You Assholes"

episode: 1x01 Pilot
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"Yeah well, let me tell you how it ends. They die."
Sakeaoi
Catherine: "Yeah well, let me tell you how it ends. They die."

episode: 4X02?
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"Yeah, jail time. I want him behind bars so the next time a parent steps
away from their vehicle in triple degree heat, they check the backseat before they lock the door."

SarahFan
DA Woman (Don't think she had a name): Yeah, jail time. I want him behind bars so the next time a parent steps away from their vehicle in triple degree heat, they check the backseat before they lock the door.

episode: 3X06?
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"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. You swab one down, run it through CODIS, 98 bottles of beer on the wall."
GregsLabrat
GREG: "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.You swab one down,run it through CODIS, 98 bottles of beers on the wall."

episode: 3x19
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NAME: "Music,alcohol,candles.The kid was a regular Romeo."
grillowsfan
SARA: "Music, alcohol, candles. Kid was a regular Romeo."

Episode: 23 (Iced) in season five
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Name: "When exactly did war become a party?"
Kristinedk
Grissom: "When exactly did war become a party?"



5x01
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NAME: "Never doubt and never look back. So I live my life."
CATHERINE: " never doubt and never look back. so i live my life"

[the srip stangler, season 1, episode 23.]
p.s. isn't it, "never doubt and never look back, thats how i live my life" ???

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NAME: "Pee! now! and don't tell me you're shy!!!"

grillows
CATHERINE: " Pee! now! and don't tell me you're shy!!! "

episode: uh...2X17?
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NAME: "When I was a kid, I used to make bombs...little bombs."
GregsLabrat
Greg: "When I was a kid, I used to make bombs...little bombs. "

episode: A La Cart 8 X 02
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NAME: " 415 B at the Ha-Ha-Ha."
csi_mania
NAME: " 415 B at Ha-Ha-Ha"

episode: 720 Lab Rats
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NAME: " I smell crap. Don't take another step. "
iferleigh
NAME: " I smell crap. Don't take another step. "

episode: 515 King Baby
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NAME: " I dropped out of karate class in fourth grade, because a kid half my size made me cry "
Sakeaoi
doc AL: "I dropped out of karate class in fourth grade, because a kid half my size made me cry "

episode:Pirates of the Third Reich
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NAME: "You made my pickle in a lightbulb! "
grillowsfan
Sara: " You made my pickle in a lightbulb! "

episode: 203 Overload
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NAME: " Crazy or not, here we come "
CsiFanSweden
GRISSOM: " Crazy or not, here we come "

Episode: "Committed"; Season 5, Episode 21
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NAME: "You know, I once heard this story about this man who became a woman because he was obsessed with a lesbian... who was really a man."
riyolance
Mia Dickerson: "You know, I once heard this story about this man who became a woman because he was obsessed with a lesbian... who was really a man"

episode: 508 Ch-Ch-Changes
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NAME: "Do I look like Paula Abdul to you?"
iferleigh
Jim Brass: "Do i look like Paula Abdul to you"

episode:Ending Happy
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NAME:"You know, this is excatly like a dream i had once. Except, it wasn't in a garage and Grissom wasn't watching--that was a different dream"
Tapchick
Greg:"You know, this is excatly like a dream i had once. Except, it wasn't in a garage and Grissom wasn't watching--that was a different dream"

episode: Big Middle
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NAME: "The only reason this is 'your' lab is because Grissom doesn't kiss-ass. You couldn't hack it in the field so you fail your way up, you break up our team, and now you just hang out in the hallways waiting for one of us to screw up! "
BeckyCSI
Sara: "The only reason this is 'your' lab is because Grissom doesn't kiss-ass. You couldn't hack it in the field so you fail your way up, you break up our team, and now you just hang out in the hallways waiting for one of us to screw up!"

episode: Nesting Dolls
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NAME: "Well, cleanliness is close to godliness."
Wickedbrit106
Grissom: " Well, cleanliness is close to godliness "

episode: Swap Meet
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NAME: "I'll talk, you guys just look apologetic."
csi_mania
Grissom: "I'll talk you guys just look apoloigetic "

episode: Rashomama 6x21
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NAME: "The Fat Kid.......He was cheating."
Slaughterbeckr
Sam Braun: " That fat kid...He was cheating "

episode: No More Bets 4 x 22
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NAME: "That's expensive JellO"
csi_mania
Ecklie: " That's expensive JellO "

episode: A La Cart 8x02
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NAME: "Everybody in Sleepy Hollow still drawing a blank on the victim?"
CsiFanSweden
Catherine: "Everybody in Sleepy Hollow Still drawing a blank on the victim? "

episode: 406 Jackpot
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NAME: "I know what you all think of me, just another pretty face who got to where I am by sleeping with Catherine."
iferleigh
Greg: "I know what you all think of me, just another pretty face who got to where I am by sleeping with Catherine."

episode: Caged
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NAME: "When was the last time you took a nap in Grissom's tub?"
csi_mania
doc robbins: " when was the last time you took a nap in grissom's tub? "

episode: toe tags, season 7
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NAME: "i always knew you two had a thing"

episode:
grillows
Eddie Willows: "I always knew you two had a thing."

episode: 116 Too Tough To Die
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NAME: "Yeah, get out of here while I'm still in a good mood."
iferleigh
grissom: thank you hodges i know its a train

episode: loco motives
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NAME: no its loco motivile
csi2010
Hodges: " no it's loco motiville "

episode: Loco Motives
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NAME: "What is Victoria Secret I wonder?"
csi_mania
Grissom: "What is Victoria's Sectret"

episode: Primum non noncere
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NAME: "Other foot, lift it up, put it down"
Slaughterbeckr
Sara: " Other foot, lift it up, put it down "

episode: Alter Boys
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NAME: "Here comes the 'Nerd Squad'."
csi_mania
Sergeant O'Riley : " Here comes the 'Nerd Squad' "

episode: 1x01 Pilot
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NAME: "I think I heard you just say "stop" "
CsiFanSweden
Lady Heather " I think I heard you Just say "stop" "

episode: Lady Heather's Box
GSR'er
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NAME: "I am an ass man"
Mojo_Maniac

Nick: " I'm an ass man "

episode: Law of Gravity 7X15
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NAME: "You know how you should never try on someone else's engagement ring!"
csi_mania
Hodges " You know how you should never try on someone else's engagement ring"

episode: Lab Rats
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NAME: "I left the window cracked..."
llw1
sara: " i left the window cracked..."

episode: blood drops
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NAME: "i even missed your tush"
grillows
Grissom:"I even missed your tush."
episode: King Baby-season 5
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NAME: "It's raining manjuice?"
CSIfanatic5875
Catherine: "It's raining manjuice? "

episode: "All for our Country" Season 4
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NAME: "I'd like to revise my theory, nobody messes with their sex machine "
llw1
Nick: " I'd like to revise my theory, nobody messes with their sex machine "

episode: Turn of The Screws
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NAME: "Aww, want me to clock your jaw and make you go night night?"
csi_mania
Name: "Aww, want me to clock your jaw and make you go night night? "

episode: Anonymous
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NAME: "That's whats cool about Vegas. It's Monday: Rain at the Palms; Tuesday:
Eden at studio 54; Wednesday: Raw at the Luxor; Thursday's Baby's ..."
Ashy11
Warrick: " That's what's cool about Vegas. It's Monday: Rain at the Palms; Tuesday: Eden at studio 54; Wednesday: Raw at the Luxor; Thursday's Baby's... "

episode: Lady Heather's Box
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NAME: "Is it bigger sin to lie if you're a priest?"
csi_mania
Brass: " Is it a bigger sin to lie if you're a priest?"

episode: Double Cross - Season 7
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NAME: "Doxopin ointment. I know, sounds Klingon, doesn't it?"
llw1
Hodges: " Doxepin ointment. I know, sounds Klingon, doesn't it? "

episode: 4x21 turning of the screw
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NAME: "It's kind of hard to have an autopsy when you don't have a body, man."
anninja
Nick: " It's kind of hard to have an autopsz when zou don't have a body, man."

episode:7x13
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NAME: "Greg this is your DNA lab.you are the master.We serve you."
grillowsfan
Grissom: " Greg, this is your DNA lab, you are the master. We serve you."

Blood Lust: 3x9
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NAME: "Maybe enter an international chess tournament.."
CSIfanatic5875
NameGrissom: " aboveMaybe quoteenter an international chess tournament... "

episode: Way To Go Season 6
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