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621 | Rashomama
Plot of Primary Crime: Happy Wedding, Son
The CSI's are called to investigate the murder of Diane Chase, a top attorney who is murdered at her son's wedding. The case is disrupted when Nick's car, along with every piece of evidence, is stolen as the team eat breakfast at their favorite diner. As the CSI's try to figure out who committed the murder, the crime scene is shown from four different perspectives.
Best cringe-inducing scenes:
Diane Chase being dragged by the newlywed's car.
Classic quips:
Sara: So there we were at Cupid's Kiss, a nuptial Neverland where the cheese factor was dangerously high and the flowers were obviously fake. Can the love be real when the flowers aren't?
Grissom: I'll talk, you guys just look apologetic.
Grissom: Spring is but a song, Where love and laughter are not wrong, The blossoms of desire do belong, and Harmonia axyridis fly along.
Greg: A dame was dead, but enough about her. The air was hot and heavy and filled with wrong, making me thirsty, thirsty for a tall drink of water. That's when I saw her--a flower--but not the kind you pin on a lapel. She was long-stemmed.
Sara: All right, Raymond Chandler, we get it.
Greg to Nick: Dude, where's your car?
Ernest Chase: Are you sure she's dead? Because I don't think you can kill the devil.
(Nick's car arrives in the garage with half naked women painted on it)
Brass: Hey pimp. How do you like your new ride?
Catherine: Hey look, they fixed it.
Nick (whining): Ooh, ooh, that's not funny.
Catherine: Oh, it's a little funny.
(After Wendy tells them the DNA results)
Greg: We could compare them to the bucal swabs that we collected...if we still had them.
Sara: Well we just have to recollect them.
Greg: All 200 of them?
Sara: Yeah. And since we can't leave...someone else is...gonna have to recollect them.
Nick: This is crap. I've been waiting on IAB for 14 hours. I'm tired. And I kinda smell. And I don't have a friggin' car.
Nick (walking in): What's up?
Sara (holding up the bride's lingerie): I need your hands.
Nick: I thought you'd never ask.
Sara (smirks): To uh...reprint the bumper because the tape lifts were stolen.
Sara: Why do we always come here?
Greg: Open 24 hours.
Sara: Everything in Vegas is open 24 hours.
Greg: It's cheap.
Nick (walks in): It smells like bacon in here. (to Sara) Slide over. (he sits down) That scene took forever, we were there like what? 9 hours?
Sara: Eleven.
Greg: A dead lawyer and 200 eyewitnesses, it's gonna take a while.
Nick: Come for a wedding, stay for the funeral. ... Why do we always eat here?
Greg: It's tradition.
Sara: Ah tradition. Like becoming property exchanged between your father and your husband.
Nick: No, that's not what a wedding is. It's a public declaration of love.
Greg: I'm with Vince Vaughn on this one. Dozens of horny single women with access to an open bar and coupling on their mind.
Waitress (walking up): Weddings are a Rorschach, everyone sees what they wanna see. My first give were good. (walks away)
Greg (looking up and seeing the news): We're not even back to the lab yet and we're already on TV. (Sara and Nick turn to look at the TV) The stones on these guys to take her out at her son's wedding.
Nick (to Sara): Pass the cream will ya?
Greg (to Nick, looking outside): Dude, where's your car?
(Talking them through his flashback)
Greg (walking under the arch): "You'd think she knew better than to wear white on the bride's big day." A dame was dead, but enough about her. The air was hot and heavy and filled with wrong, making me thirsty. Thirsty for a tall drink of water. That's when I saw her-- A flower-- and not the kind you pin on a lapel. She was long stemmed...
Sara: All right, Raymond Chandler, we get it.
Greg (voice over during his flashback as he sees two bridesmaids): Those weren't just miracle bras, they were creating four wonders of the world.
(Now during the flashback)
Greg: Hi, I'm Greg Sanders, with the crime lab. I need to take your prints.
Valerie: That's quite a case you got there, is it your magic kit?
Lacey: Or your toy box?
Greg: You don't seem to be too upset about what happened.
Valerie: Sweetheart, I've had so many martinis I'm both shaken and stirred.
Greg: Numbing the pain?
Lacey: Look, we're not gonna be all liquid and soft okay? All that's missing here is the striped socks.
Valerie: Ding-dong the witch is dead.
Greg: So you're not a fan?
Lacey: Cruella made me wear underwear today. No one makes me wear underwear.
Valerie (grabbing a swab): I'll do you if you do me. (Lacey opens her mouth and then Valerie swabs it)
(Cuts back to the lab)
Sara: They did not.
Nick: So how does that help explain how Dianne Chase died?
Greg: I'm gettin' there.
Catherine (to Grissom): So aside from the shooting, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the show?
Hodges: You know, you and me, we're not the marrying kind. The intricacies of our nature can't be understood by just one woman.
Grissom: Would you close the door, please?
(Hodges shuts the door with himself still in the office)
Grissom: From the other side.
Sara (during a flashback of her walk through): Hi, I'm Sara Sidle, with the crime lab.
Groom's friend: Hi. (he is holding a beer can and is obviously plowed)
Sara: Did you tie the beer cans to the bumper?
Grooms friend: Yep.
Sara: Did you drink all the beer first?
Groom's friend: Yep.
Sara: Great, did you also tie the groom's mother to the bumper?
Grooms friend: (thinks a moment) Nope.
Sara: Awesome, well I need to take your prints to compare them to the ones on the bumper, so if you could put your finger here.
Groom's friend: Here? (He starts to put his finger down then slouches against Sara) I think I love you...
Sara: OK, I think you should sit down now (she pushes him away where he stumbles and falls face down) Have a club soda.
Aha! moments:
The blood on Nick's shirt, which he lent to a bridesmaid.
Romantic moments?
Guest Stars:
The CSI's are called to investigate the murder of Diane Chase, a top attorney who is murdered at her son's wedding. The case is disrupted when Nick's car, along with every piece of evidence, is stolen as the team eat breakfast at their favorite diner. As the CSI's try to figure out who committed the murder, the crime scene is shown from four different perspectives.
Victim: Diane Chase
Path of evidence:
- Bloody Cupid's arrow tip
- Blood on Nick's shirt
Dead ends:
- The drunk ex-husband, Ernest Chase.
- The Fatelli crime family, who committed a similar crime weeks earlier.
Best cringe-inducing scenes:
Diane Chase being dragged by the newlywed's car.
Classic quips:
Sara: So there we were at Cupid's Kiss, a nuptial Neverland where the cheese factor was dangerously high and the flowers were obviously fake. Can the love be real when the flowers aren't?
Grissom: I'll talk, you guys just look apologetic.
Grissom: Spring is but a song, Where love and laughter are not wrong, The blossoms of desire do belong, and Harmonia axyridis fly along.
Greg: A dame was dead, but enough about her. The air was hot and heavy and filled with wrong, making me thirsty, thirsty for a tall drink of water. That's when I saw her--a flower--but not the kind you pin on a lapel. She was long-stemmed.
Sara: All right, Raymond Chandler, we get it.
Greg to Nick: Dude, where's your car?
Ernest Chase: Are you sure she's dead? Because I don't think you can kill the devil.
(Nick's car arrives in the garage with half naked women painted on it)
Brass: Hey pimp. How do you like your new ride?
Catherine: Hey look, they fixed it.
Nick (whining): Ooh, ooh, that's not funny.
Catherine: Oh, it's a little funny.
(After Wendy tells them the DNA results)
Greg: We could compare them to the bucal swabs that we collected...if we still had them.
Sara: Well we just have to recollect them.
Greg: All 200 of them?
Sara: Yeah. And since we can't leave...someone else is...gonna have to recollect them.
Nick: This is crap. I've been waiting on IAB for 14 hours. I'm tired. And I kinda smell. And I don't have a friggin' car.
Nick (walking in): What's up?
Sara (holding up the bride's lingerie): I need your hands.
Nick: I thought you'd never ask.
Sara (smirks): To uh...reprint the bumper because the tape lifts were stolen.
Sara: Why do we always come here?
Greg: Open 24 hours.
Sara: Everything in Vegas is open 24 hours.
Greg: It's cheap.
Nick (walks in): It smells like bacon in here. (to Sara) Slide over. (he sits down) That scene took forever, we were there like what? 9 hours?
Sara: Eleven.
Greg: A dead lawyer and 200 eyewitnesses, it's gonna take a while.
Nick: Come for a wedding, stay for the funeral. ... Why do we always eat here?
Greg: It's tradition.
Sara: Ah tradition. Like becoming property exchanged between your father and your husband.
Nick: No, that's not what a wedding is. It's a public declaration of love.
Greg: I'm with Vince Vaughn on this one. Dozens of horny single women with access to an open bar and coupling on their mind.
Waitress (walking up): Weddings are a Rorschach, everyone sees what they wanna see. My first give were good. (walks away)
Greg (looking up and seeing the news): We're not even back to the lab yet and we're already on TV. (Sara and Nick turn to look at the TV) The stones on these guys to take her out at her son's wedding.
Nick (to Sara): Pass the cream will ya?
Greg (to Nick, looking outside): Dude, where's your car?
(Talking them through his flashback)
Greg (walking under the arch): "You'd think she knew better than to wear white on the bride's big day." A dame was dead, but enough about her. The air was hot and heavy and filled with wrong, making me thirsty. Thirsty for a tall drink of water. That's when I saw her-- A flower-- and not the kind you pin on a lapel. She was long stemmed...
Sara: All right, Raymond Chandler, we get it.
Greg (voice over during his flashback as he sees two bridesmaids): Those weren't just miracle bras, they were creating four wonders of the world.
(Now during the flashback)
Greg: Hi, I'm Greg Sanders, with the crime lab. I need to take your prints.
Valerie: That's quite a case you got there, is it your magic kit?
Lacey: Or your toy box?
Greg: You don't seem to be too upset about what happened.
Valerie: Sweetheart, I've had so many martinis I'm both shaken and stirred.
Greg: Numbing the pain?
Lacey: Look, we're not gonna be all liquid and soft okay? All that's missing here is the striped socks.
Valerie: Ding-dong the witch is dead.
Greg: So you're not a fan?
Lacey: Cruella made me wear underwear today. No one makes me wear underwear.
Valerie (grabbing a swab): I'll do you if you do me. (Lacey opens her mouth and then Valerie swabs it)
(Cuts back to the lab)
Sara: They did not.
Nick: So how does that help explain how Dianne Chase died?
Greg: I'm gettin' there.
Catherine (to Grissom): So aside from the shooting, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the show?
Hodges: You know, you and me, we're not the marrying kind. The intricacies of our nature can't be understood by just one woman.
Grissom: Would you close the door, please?
(Hodges shuts the door with himself still in the office)
Grissom: From the other side.
Sara (during a flashback of her walk through): Hi, I'm Sara Sidle, with the crime lab.
Groom's friend: Hi. (he is holding a beer can and is obviously plowed)
Sara: Did you tie the beer cans to the bumper?
Grooms friend: Yep.
Sara: Did you drink all the beer first?
Groom's friend: Yep.
Sara: Great, did you also tie the groom's mother to the bumper?
Grooms friend: (thinks a moment) Nope.
Sara: Awesome, well I need to take your prints to compare them to the ones on the bumper, so if you could put your finger here.
Groom's friend: Here? (He starts to put his finger down then slouches against Sara) I think I love you...
Sara: OK, I think you should sit down now (she pushes him away where he stumbles and falls face down) Have a club soda.
Aha! moments:
The blood on Nick's shirt, which he lent to a bridesmaid.
I think this is sort of romantic, if you consider awkward moments romantic (I do).
At the beginning of the round table "who done it" discussion scene, Grissom begins talking about the role of the bridesmaid. Sara continues Gris' thread by adding what she knows about the bridesmaid's role. Another CSI (Nick?) says to Sara, " Wowwww, for girl who is so anti-wedding you sure know a lot about..." To which Sara replies, in a VERY self-conscious manner, "I'm not anti wedding, I'm--just--anti stupid--I mean, people who--do things for the sake of tradition, without--any clue as to why."
"Anyway," Grissom says as he turns his head towards Sara and gives her this "well, THAT was totally out of left field" kind of look. Grissom then turns his head toward Greg (on the opposite side of the table from Sara). Gris nods his head at Greg, acknowledging that Greg continue his analysis. While Gris is still turned toward Greg, he very quickly shoots YET ANOTHER look all the way across the table at Sara, and then just as quickly focuses his eyes back on Greg. I swear, if you blink, you'll miss that second take Gris gives Sara. Like I said, very awkward, but also very sweet.
Guest Stars:
- Veronica Cartwright
as Diane Chase - Ray Wise as Ernest Chase
- Amanda Seyfried [Mean Girls] as Lacey (bridesmaid)
- Daniel Roebuck [Quints, Lost, Halloween] as the caterer
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| m3mo | It's Rash | 0 | Mar 5 2008, 10:51 AM EST by m3mo | |
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Now that I see the title I know why they called it Rashomama--partly a nod to Akira Kurosawa's 1950 film titled Rashomon, where four different individuals tell the varying points of view of the same incident. Good stuff: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rashomon_(film)
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| Ashy11 | Rashomama! | 4 | Jan 13 2008, 6:38 PM EST by fox_rox | |
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This is probably the funniest episode EVER! Most oh the scenes have at least SOME humor in them. But is the girl that plays the blonde bridesmaid the same girl who played the SUPER BLONDE girl on Mean Girls?
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| fox_rox | Rashomama and Pysco 3` | 0 | Dec 28 2007, 4:05 PM EST by fox_rox | |
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Has anyone else ever thought that the part where they showed Diane Chase falling into the cupid statue was just like when that one guy let go of Marie when his mother called him in Physco 3...and she fell backward onto the cupid statue that looked VERY similar to the statue that Diane Chase fell on????? Does anyone else think that is where they got the idea???
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| oohBabyGSR | episode | 1 | Oct 9 2007, 8:42 PM EDT by Viggorrah | |
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I love this episode! It's hilarious. And a really original idea. I love when Greg asks Nick where his car is!
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| jasmina_t | Funny! | 0 | Jul 6 2007, 4:48 AM EDT by jasmina_t | |
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This epi is soooo funny1
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