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320 | Last Laugh
Plot of primary crime:
CSIs: Gil Grissom, Catherine Willows and Warrick Brown
Victim(s): Dougie Max and later, Casey Flinn
Autopsy Results:
COD: Mycardial necrosis due to Naratriptamine poisoning.
Remarkably healthy for a dead guy
Cocaine discovered in to panel
30mg of Naratriptamine in blood
Evidence:
-Innoko Drinking water bottles
-Cocaine in green room
-Choco-bees
-Kopi Luwak coffee, which Michael Borland drinks. $120 a pound.
Suspects:
-Michael Borland*
-Barry Yoder
Plot of secondary crime:
CSIs: Nick Stokes and Sara Sidle
Victim: Shelley Stark
Autopsy results:
COD: Drowning
Bruises seen after burial and exhumation
Bruises caused by a Left-handed individual such as George
Evidence:
-Bathroom
-Towel rack
-Life-Insurance policy
Suspect: George Stark
Best cringe-inducing scenes:
Classic quips:
Nick: You sure you don't want me to do this?
Sara: Are you kidding? I live for this. I mean, Shelley Stark and I are the same height and weight.
Nick: Yeah, but you're taller, thinner.
Sara: Oh, butter that toast, Nick.
Catherine: Oh, Dougie Max was poisoned.
Greg: To the max.
Brass: Did you hear the one about the comedian who died on stage?
Catherine: Ba-dum-bum
Brass: I'll be here all week.
(opening an exhumed coffin)
Nick: Now, if she grabs you, use your free hand to hold her down. Okay?
David (nervously): Okay…
Doc Robbins: The answer is, the three main ways to take cocaine.
Grissom: Alright, Alex... What is snorting it, smoking it, or injecting it.
Doc Robbins: Very good. The answer is, normal nasal passages, clear lungs, and no track marks on the body.
Grissom: Continuing this childish metaphor... What is how did the drugs get into his system?
Doc Robbins: We'll have to wait for Final Jeopardy.
(Grissom sighs dramatically, and turns to leave the room)
Grissom: Excuse me, can you please turn down the house lights and turn on the stage lights?
(stage light comes on)
Grissom: I want to see what he saw before he died.
Catherine: What do you see?
Grissom: Nothing.
Catherine: What are you looking for?
Grissom: ...A punchline?
Brass: Ba-dum-bum.
Catherine: I don't have to run any tests! You cannot absorb enough cocaine through your penis to OD!
Grissom: Cite your source.
Catherine: I don't have a source!
Grissom: That's why we did the tests.
Catherine: Whatever.
Catherine: We have a bigger problem than we thought we did.
Hodges: Why are you looking at me?
Catherine: I'm not looking at you.
Hodges: Yes you are!
Catherine: Okay...
Aha! moments:
Romantic moments?
Guest stars:
- Jeffrey Ross
as Dougie Max - Bobcat Goldthwait as Micheal Boland
- Gilbert Gottfried as Comic
- Maggie Wheeler as Female Comic (Janice on "Friends")
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