 Funny Moments
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- (Inside the airplane, Grissom and the rest of the team re-enact the events of that night)
Grissom: Okay, Vicki Mercer and Carl Finn. I believe are in the bathroom.
(Warrick and Catherine carry their dummies into the plane's bathroom)
Warrick: Mile high club.
Catherine: If you ask me, it's their spouses that are the dummies.
Grissom: Emily Behrle is in 3F.
(Nick puts the dummy he's carrying into 3F)
Grissom: Preston Cash, 1A.
(Brass raises his dummy)
Brass: Tony Candlewell, dead guy.
Grissom: Right there, 3C. And for now, he's alive until he's dead.
(Brass sets his dummy into seat 3C, then turns to Grissom)
Brass: So, you want to tell us what we're doing here?
(They gather around to hear his explanation)
Grissom: The physical evidence that Sara, Nick, and I collected is contradicting the anecdotal statements that you, Catherine, and Warrick got, and my money's on the physical evidence.
Catherine: So is mine. These passengers are lying.
Grissom: I mean, if this was an arson case, we'd burn down an empty house to prove our theory, right? Well, in this case we're going to recreate the flight from... 1630 hours on. You are in 4B. (He hands Brass a card)
Brass: Lou.
Catherine: Lou---the angry businessman. How about that?
Sara: I want to be Shannon. (He hands Sara the card) Good.
Warrick: The stewardess.
Sara: Excuse me---it's "Flight Attendant".
Grissom: Catherine---the doctor, 3E. (Hands her the card)
Catherine: Single mom. What an imagination you have.
Grissom: Max and Marlene, 2E and F. You two are married. Who wants to wear the pants?
Nick: CSI-3 seniority, "sweetie".
(Nick takes the card from Grissom. Warrick reaches over for his)
Warrick: Yeah, whatever. You're henpecked anyway.
Sara (to Grissom): Let me guess---you're the computer geek.
Grissom: In the interest of clarity, yes. Nate in 2C.
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- (During the re-enactment, Warrick and Nick are playing a married couple. Nick is Max, Warrick is Marlene)
Nick: If I'm Max, I want no part of this. Plus, I don't have an aisle seat.
Brass: Yeah, but you're lucky. Your wife is going to make sure that you get in the playing field.
Warrick (To Nick): Yeah, go ahead, 'Honey'. Save my life.
Nick: Right. Max gets up...(Nick gets up from his seat and heads for the aisle) ...slides across Marlene. Excuse me, 'Buttercup'.
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"Unfriendly Skies"
as Preston Cash(Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)
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